Let’s face it, we all live busy lives and we tend to forget to use birth control methods. The most common one used on a daily basis is the birth control pill. Other methods don’t require you to take it as often or require protection during intercourse.
But here’s a quick look at why you shouldn’t forget to take your birth control, regardless of which method you choose:
1. Children expenses add up quickly
Watching “Frozen” again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she’s going to fucking watch it every day until college.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 9, 2014
2. In small places, babies can be very loud
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) February 12, 2014
3. Kids slow you down, a lot
Hell hath no fury like a toddler wants to “do it herself.”
Three hours later, I’m still waiting for her to get out of the car.
— Ponies and Martinis (@PonyMartini) November 17, 2015
4. Lots of fake enthusiasm is required
Most of being a parent means saying “Great!!” when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill.
— Meh Maketh Man (@TheAlexNevil) November 17, 2015
5. Children can be little sexual deviants
5yo after bath tonight, running around the house shouting “Mom! My penis grew! My penis grew!” #hurrayforgrowthspurts
— Will (@willgoldstein) March 11, 2015
6. Little demons with art supplies
7. Babies are gross and sad
I slept like a baby!
No. Not lucky.
*slowly turns towards you*
I shit my pants and cried most of the night
— Cocaine Cola (@SatansTongue) January 11, 2015
8. Develop new/sad hobbies
Prior to having kids, I never thought I’d consider sitting on my own in the car, a hobby.
— Fluffy Suse (@fluffysuse) April 27, 2015
9. Kids never let you be cool
*grabs an extra free sample*
“Mommy I don’t think you’re–”
OH MY GOD CAN’T YOU JUST BE COOL ABOUT THIS ONE THING
— Rorschachadot (@rorschachadot) April 11, 2015
10. Multitasking is difficult
11. Scream for no reason
Apparently a 2 year old getting her hair washed and an exorcism sound oddly similar.
— Jacques-olate Chip (@jnyemb) March 30, 2014
12. Lower standard of living
Wife: I left the kids with you for a half hour & they dumped 3 pounds of sugar in the dryer trying to make cotton candy.
Me: Did it work?
— El Knuckelhombre (@ElKnuckelhombre) March 24, 2015
13. Sleep deprivation
14. Major drama queens
15. So much energy
Kids are just so… so… Awake in the mornings
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) July 11, 2013
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